Gijew’s Weblog

My cat peed on my fucking computer. That’s why I haven’t blogged in like four months. The cat’s so damn cute though. Or she was before I ripped out her uterus and replaced it with her tail. Anywho I now have my computer back and I can now blog again. That’s right… You get to feed my narcissism yet again. And why? Because I’m better than all you fuckers.

I’m just joking of course but the more I think about and live my life I realize that a large portion of the world is constituted of idiots. People yelling “terrorist” at Barack Obama, “Joe the Plumber”, bad drivers, drunk people saying stupid shit, the homeless always wanting my money, and to top it all off I have two jobs. I have to because my old car broke and I now have to make car payments for a new one.

My second job is at a deli in downtown portland that is in walking distance from about every bar in the portland area. And it’s open until 4AM which is conveniently when I work so I get great tips but have to deal with really annoying people and quite often the biggest assholes in the world. The other day the biggest douchebags in the NW area popped on in. They were drunk and loud and rude. They ate, left a huge mess and then tried leaving without cleaning up. A guy I work with,”Phil”, and I followed them outside to tell them to clean up their mess. They told us it was our job so we took their pictures and have them hanging up on our wall so we never have to serve them again. In the meantime we had to clean up their mess and we found one of their cell phones on the table. So we smashed it. It’s passive aggressiveness at its best.

Anywho, America, it’s good to be back… Fuck…