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10. Writing “0.00″ on the tip line of a credit card reciept is worse than a dash. Stick with the dash if you must stiff us.
9. Don’t fucking stiff us. This includes diners, delis, cafes, fancy restaurants, and little hole in the wall rooms. It doesn’t punish us. It punishes you. We remember everything. Everything…
8. We will ignore you if you ignore us. A lot of us have a personal rule that we don’t talk to people that are on the phone. We don’t like it when random people walk up to us While we’re on the phone. And you know what? We wouldn’t do that to you either. But you also won’t get your food until you hang the fuck up!
7. If you want something that’s not listed on the menu. We don’t fucking have it!
6. Yes you’re cute. Yes, you’re nice. No, we can’t give you free shit. No, it is not our shit to give away.
5. When you come in five minutes before we close and you have to tell us you feel like “that guy”, you know, the one that comes in at really inconvenient times for us, you are “that guy”. Fuck you for asking if you are. You know you are.
4. When you come in five minutes before we’re open and we can’t make your favorite dish it’s because we’re not fucking open yet.
3. “Thanks” is an easy word to say. I’m not asking you to suck my dick here. I’m just asking you to show a little fucking gratitude.
2. If you want us to deliver your food and you live really fucking far away. It wont always get there super fast. The space time continuum still applies to delivery people and it will in fact take longer to get it to you if you live farther away. And on the note of deliveries don’t ever, I repeat, don’t ever stiff the delivery guy. If he works in a place like I do he just rode his bike 23 blocks uphill to bring you your food and the only reason we do that is for your tips. We don’t give a shit about you or your financial problems. We have them too. If you can’t afford to tip go to the grocery store. You don’t have to tip checkers and it’s cheaper.
1. DON’T FUCK WITH PEOPLE THAT HANDLE YOUR FOOD!!!!!!!!
Fuck…
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Can I get that to go? Oh, and I want three lemon wedges in my ice tea.
Comment by Ervin Sholpnick November 28, 2008 @ 12:57 pmIf you don’t like dealing with the public (being the horrible ass fucks they all are) go to school, get a real job, and shut the fuck up. No one gives a shit about a lowly bus boy or waiter trying to make ends meet, especially when they fucking whine about it on the internet.
Comment by Jo May 10, 2009 @ 11:26 pmFirst of all you dumb-fuck I’m not a bus boy and the term is server, not “waiter”, we don’t want to wait for you any more than you want to wait for us. And second of all serving is a career just like any other. You make your way through the hoops to get a good job at an expensive restaurant where you can get a job where tips are enough to support you and your family in a typical American 1,800 sq foot house with 2.6 kids, one dog and one cat. The difference is that we don’t get paid a living wage hourly on our paychecks. We depend on tips.
Comment by gijew May 11, 2009 @ 12:36 am