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Okay so yesterday would have been a really really bad day if it hadn’t been for my parents sending me money. It was really stressful to find out that I had $2.70 in my bank account. My lady was really stressed out too so we fucked. We fucked long and hard. It was a great stress reliever. And I’m left to think; what else is there for stress?
Sex works really well but what if I’m stressed in a situation where I can’t have sex? I can’t smoke weed. I get tested a lot in the Guard. I can’t smoke tobacco. I quit that a long time ago. I can’t drink. I’m under 21. This doesn’t always stop me but I can’t always get beer. I could run sometimes but I can’t really do that at work.
Sometimes I guess we just have to deal with the stress. I do so a lot of the time by saying unbelievably offensive things. For instance one day I looked my mexican co-worker right in the eye and said,”I hate you brown people.”
He laughed and took it in stride and said something about Jews. It all worked out well.
The only things I’ve ever found that people won’t laugh about all of the time are their personal religions and retards. For instance I once said that Jesus was pretty much a zombie to my mother. My mother is a very religious person and was pretty offended.
I also once told someone that retards may very well be infiltrating our government with tiny cameras in their slobber. Once again that co-worker/foster parent to the disabled was not happy with me.
People need to lighten up… Fuck.
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tiny cameras in retard spit? now that’s taking jewish comedy to a whole other level!! genius
Comment by aniche May 15, 2008 @ 8:58 pmI think when someone beats the living daylights out of you you will probably learn to watch your mouth. Of course,it would be smarter of you if you learned to control your mouth before you write a check that your behind cannot cash. What if that Mexican had kicked your butt instead of taking it in stride? You got to learn to think,man. Life is too short and your health is too important to risk it saying stuff you should have had enough sense to not say in the first place. Oh,and as far as witnesses go,if I and possibly others heard someone say something really offensive and stupid and witnessed them catch a beat down I would have nothing to say to the police unless they died. Otherwise,I would just consider it to be an expensive lesson that the offender seriously needed to learn. Watch your mouth. Take care.
Comment by misterant December 24, 2008 @ 3:42 amFirst of all what I didn’t mention is that that Mexican guy is a really good friend of mine and I’m Jewish. We (as most of my friends and I do) have a relationship where we can say that stuff to each other and it’s taken as it is (a joke) and nothing more serious. Do you really think I’m fucking stupid enough to say that shit to a complete stranger? Fuck no. And by the way maybe people like you, and by “people like you” I mean the unemployed, shouldn’t be giving work relationship to those of us that are employed. And to you I give my internet anonymous, FUCK YOU!
Comment by gijew December 24, 2008 @ 5:38 am