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So last night we did it in the butt again. Oh boy did we do it. It was pretty hot. Well at first it wasn’t but it got there.

The night started by deciding that we would watch porn. So we went to the porn store and got what turned out to be a very disappointing DVD. One of the leading ladies in the movie looked a bit like The Joker from Batman... Only with smaller breasts… I Digress.

Anywho I was playing with her junk during said movie to try and make the mood better. I didn’t know this but because of her Vulvodynia she couldn’t feel much last night. She made it seem like she was horny but later confessed to me that she wasn’t and didn’t seem to think she could get in the mood. She was holding out for the possibility but it didn’t look like it was going to happen.

We got to talking and she told me that to turn her on I shouldn’t necessarily touch her vahj at all. But according to her I was too late to turn her on that night. Oh how I proved her wrong.

I’ll spare the specifics to say that we had some hard butt sex. It was good. We both came fairly quickly and then cleaned up and cuddled. Which brings us to today.

She woke up feeling a pretty bad pain in her side. I poked where her appendix is and she said,” OUCH, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!!”

I replied,” I’ll bet there is something wrong with your appendix.”

Long story short we’re now in the hospital spending the night because she, in fact, does not have an appendix problem but an air bubble in her colon. Apparently it’s because of an infection but I can’t help but think that last night’s foray might not have helped much.

Anybody with medical expertise have anything to say? I’d love to hear it.