Gijew’s Weblog

So… It’s my first blog. I suppose I should start by telling any poor sap who’s been suckered into reading this (much the same way a pedophile uses candy to lure children into his van) a little bit about myself.

First off I’d like to say that I’m engaged to Hippiesusebackdoor. She’s pretty great. So when you’re done here you should go to her page. We fuck like bunnies. I live in Stumptown. I have ADHD and Lysdexia so it takes me about a week and a half to write a blog because I can barely read it. However I did win my 6th grade spelling bee. Not sure how that worked out.

Anywho I’m in the National Guard band. I play the Tuba and Bass Guitar so I can get your tax dollars from you in the form of college money. I’m vegan, a hippie, and an agnostic. Seeing as how I was raised extremely strictly and extremely southern baptist I really wanted to break away from that but I’m not really sure which version of God is right. So I’m pretty much at the point where I don’t really plan on finding out. The universe is good enough for me, and if it turns out that there is an omnipresent all powerful God I’m pretty sure he/she isn’t narcissistic enough to need praise for the world he/she created that turned out so horrible for most of the beings inhabiting it. I know I said I’m a Jew and I am one. I wasn’t raised a religious Jew. My mother, however, is full blooded so I consider myself one because, hey, Hitler would have whacked me too. I’m very passionate about religion and music. As far as things that aren’t my fiance that’s pretty much it. I’m sure I’ll just end up using this as an excuse to complain most likely, but who knows, I might say something important along the way.